The next morning, I received a shocking text: an invoice for “charges” like a hug for the flowers and a second date as payment for dinner. It ended with a threat of collections.
I showed the invoice to Mia, who shared it with Chris. He mocked Eric’s expectations and sent the invoice back to him, sparking a series of angry texts from Eric, which I eventually blocked.
The only thing I kept was the keychain, as a funny souvenir of the weirdest date ever.